May 2012
no one: FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
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chickenpoopforthesoul:
i’m kind of a douche on the internet
and irl
and in my sleep
probably after i die too
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overlordleaveshiswife:
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i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
tsundere: hey, I just met you
tsundere: and this is crazy
tsundere: but here's my number
tsundere: b-but it's not like I want you to call me or anything!
tsundere: yandere passu
yandere: hey, I just met you
yandere: and this is crazy
yandere: but i love you a lot
yandere: so here's my number
yandere: so, call me okay?
yandere:
yandere:
yandere: call me
yandere: call me
yandere: call me
yandere: call me
yandere: call me
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Half the countries in Europe: Okay, so we've got this great idea: what if we enter a pretty young woman in a flowing dress who stands still on the stage and sings a forgettable ballad.
The other half: Okay, hit back with gay men.
Romania : LOL take an epic bagpipe guy
Russia: BABUSHKAS
Ireland: JEDWARD
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